People with nothing better to do!

I started off reading a story about the most pierced lady today. She has 6,005 holes in her body? Apparently some of them are internal. If someone can let me know how you have an internal body piercing, I would greatly appreciate it!

Elaine Davidson, of Scotland has 500 Genitalia piercings! Something does not seem right about that, they are externally and internally!

After seeing this marvel of a lady, I decided to visit the Guinness book of world records site. I soon realized that people have nothing better to do than to get in this book.

A guy in the UK had the fastest couch...?

or how about the lady with the smallest waist? She has been wearing a Corset for 12 yrs? Her waist is the size of a regular jar of Mayo!  Looks like  everything just went to other parts of her body!

Then you have the oldest male stripper! Too bad he died a few years ago, I would definitely hire him! Bernie Barker. He is probably Bob Barker's sibling. 

HAHA. What about the random collections people have? Ill admit I collect things. Such as hard rock t shirts. If anyone is ever someplace cool bring me one back! Thanks! I also collect the new quarters. 

But a guy in the Netherlands collects Airplane barf bags! Makes me sick to my stomach even thinking about it!  Not sure if you can see the hat. But it says "barf bags wanted."

I am proud to say that in the great state of GA, they don't collect odd things. Only massive amounts of Keychains. 41,418 to be exact. WHO needs that many key chains?   I just wonder the financial situation of someone like this. That they could waste all this money on a keychain? If each keychain is only $2, that would mean he would have spent at least $88,836 on freaking keychains? That one day he will get bored with collecting and throw them all away. 

What about traffic cones? I think I could have started a collection of traffic cones when I was in high-school. Apparently my friends and I thought we should take possession of them, put them in my car, and park wherever we wanted. But I would not look nearly as cool as this guy!

HAHA, these people have to be on serious drugs. The largest gathering of people dressed as Gorillas? 

Maybe I should set out to set a record, I wonder if there is a record for the most records blogged about? 

Apple Bottom Jeans.

No the title has nothing to do with this blog. Although I did hear that WONDERFUL song on the radio this morning. That means this is going to be a great day! 

My last few days have been pretty boring. There were some amazing storms the other night. I love the thrill of sitting on my balcony watching the lightening strikes and hearing the rain. I also get a few chuckles from watching Baylee come outside, hear it thunder then lightening and run inside scared. Freaking Chicken she is. 

Yesterday for some reason I became very ill at work. Not happy doing my job, and it turned into a bad day. Went to Sweetwater, and stood outside with Katy freezing our butts off. I literally think that my toes are still cold. I know that my nose is. 

Interesting note. A friend of mine decided that I need a pie chart to show how much of productive work I do in the 9 hours that I am at work a day. Because apparently I have plenty of time to write a blog during the day. I took a picture of this pie chart that was drawn on a napkin. 

Looks like a backwards pac-man, another good side note. Its a good thing I carry a sharpie everywhere I go. Don't use the Ultra Fine points, they are uncontrollable. 

Other thoughts:

I have this character that I work with. He is probably at least 10 yrs. older than me. Married with 3 kids. You would think that his life is pretty fulfilled. He has enough things to worry about, like putting food on the table, going home to his family. My question is, why has he not grown up enough to get over petty simple things that do not involve his life? He is continually bothered by the actions of others around him. But these  actions do not involve him, nor do they cause him any stress in his own life. I hope to continue to stay on the same path I am in life. And that my life to me will still be more important than worrying about what doesn't affect my life. 

Cowboy boots to works makes you smile? How is that possible. But it makes me feel chipper at work this morning. 

Another random thought. Last night I saw this really horrible site. So over the past few weeks I have developed a new appreciation for cyclist. You know people who ride their bikes. I have a good friend who does this, and tells me stories all the time of how rude people are on the road. I was driving down the road and heard a horn being blown. But it wasn't just your short beep, it was being held down. For a minute there I thought it was broken, because lets face it, this was a hunk of junk car. Possibly a prime candidate for "Pimp my ride"

  As I watched this car come up behind me in the other lane, I realized they were blowing their horn like that to the lady riding her bike. They could have easily moved into the other lane to get around her. There was NO point to it what so ever. But that was minor to what else happened. So they drove right by this lady, and then spit on her! I was really upset by this, and wished i could have done something about it. Just made no sense to me, and seemed to just be some people out to maliciously harm others. LAME DUCKS!

I particularly love this guys outfit! 

Random-ness I encounter

SO I got this idea from a friend of my "deep in the heart of texas," haha.

 

Most of my friends tell me i see the oddest things in life. I think its because Im just really observant, possibly nosey that I notice everything. This will probably be an on going post for awhile. 

1. As always at the airport I see the oddest things, i saw a guy try to get a budlight through the security check point.  Maybe if it was a travel sized version he would have been okay?

2. I saw a giant statue of King Neptune? someone spent money on this? seems wasteful to me. 

 this would be the statue i saw. 

3. A grown man wearing a shirt that says im probably lying? COME ON!

(picture soon)

4. This picture has alot of randomness. Another grown ass man playing a video game OUT LOUD? And the other 2 gentleman are talking alittle too close for comfort, or how about the lady planted face first in her bag asleep?

5. When I was walking around Virginia Beach, I was pointed to a sign that looked like this?

Now what could this possibly mean? Means NO CUSSING allowed! hahahaha. Must have been a serious issue at some point. I wonder how many pictures are taken with this sign while someone says a cuss word! Seems to me, it would make people cuss more. 

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Yea.....

SO today I realized that I have many phobias. 

I mean is life really that scary?

First off, today i realized that I am scared of public toilets. Not that they are all germie, thats a given. But because I am scared they will explode on me when I go to flush them one day. That they have not been properly maintained and I will be the one who gets all the toilet water all over. What kind of weird phobia is that? 

Another one of my phobias is, BIRDS! Hate them. I don't want to be anywhere around them. My good friend Carl constantly makes fun of me for how he had to shooo a bird out of the walk at the zoo before i would continue my journey. Birds are nasty disgusting little creatures. I mean look at all the diseases they carry? I suppose I could never go to central park and hang out for long periods of times because of all the pigeons. I am not sure where this came from, but even at the beach, I will stare a bird down to make sure that it comes no where near me. AND how in the world do they think they can just poop anywhere? 

No birds for me....why would this guy dress like this? 

NEXT on my list of phobias, is CLOWNS. Don't like them, i will never talk to one or have one entertain me. I think this phobia comes from when i was little.  My parents put a poster in my room, i mean it was a normal poster. But when I was a little tike, i would have nightmares and wake up to this freaky clown staring at me. It never occurred to me to tell my parents so i just dealt with it scaring me like every night. I don't want much to do with the circus either, or clowns blowing up balloons. 

But on the other hand, Bozo the Clown was my favorite TV show. I don't get it?

YOU CAN'T tell me that this picture is not creepy!

NEXT, i think this goes along with the Clown thing. I don't like when strangers have their face painted completely or they have a mask on. If i know who is behind the painted face or mask, its all good. But when I don't know it bothers me. I think its a sense of control that I feel like I have to have. Yes i'm a nut case. Its official. 

SnowGlobes are not allowed on the airplane!

Okay so this past weekend was quite a whirlwind of a weekend. 

I drove up to NC with my dad friday afternoon. We arrived at home around 9:30pm. Of course I immediately went to hang out with one of my amazing friends Caitlin! Who needs sleep right?

Saturday morning I got up, and went to see Leigh my bestest. She does an amazing job on my hair! She is awesome! I enjoy our two to three hour chats about nothing really. But what we hear and what we know, and how things make us feel. Its like we are exactly the same, but not? We feel and want the same things out of life. But we are two different people trying to figure things out. I am not sure what my life would be without her, but she should know my life is amazing with her in it! 

After my hair cut, i went shopping with my mom! Its something we do every time I go home. My sister and her husband and son came into town saturday afternoon. They came to have dinner with my mom for her birthday. AND no i didn't get any birthday cake, i think its pretty lame! We have a wonderful dinner, watched some TV, then I went back out with Caitlin on saturday evening!

Sunday I laid low ate some dinner with the family, then flew back to Atlanta sunday night. I was dead tired when I got home, but so happy to see baylee!

I have figured out that there is a big difference from Home and Atlanta. Home is comfy, its where I don't have to dress to impress. Not that I really do that anyways. But most of the people I see, they have known me forever. They have seen me look like crap, they have seen me since I was little. So what's the point? That comfy feeling is good at times, but then again everyone knows me at home. Which cant always be a good thing. Home where I come from, everyone knows your business and your life. It sucks. Because you cant just deal with your own things, everyone else there has an opinion on it. 

As for Atlanta, I can be whoever I want to be down here. But people at home have their own opinions of who I am down here. But there is more pressure to be something you aren't. Sometimes makes me miss home, but then sometimes when Im home it makes me miss being here. Not sure where I should be!

Okay so who knew that I Snow Globes are not allowed on the plane? Apparently Leigh knew this, I didn't.  Sunday night, i got held up in the security line because the bag right behind mine had something very dangerous in it. A SNOW GLOBE! yes thats right, and snow globe. Maybe he was santa claus, because in Santa Claus 3, Santa claus has a collection of Snow Globes, and one in particular that he can use to wish to never be santa claus again.  Well apparently Snow Globes are on the list of items not allowed on the plane. Along with guns, and bombs and popcorn. This man was quite unhappy about not being able to take his snowglobe on the plane, and im pretty sure he had to leave it at the security check point. 

Oh and some chick left her wedding dress at the security check point. Sad day. Maybe she didn't want to be married after all. 

if you have questions of items that are not allowed go to this website! NO GLOBES!

Stereotyping.. apparently is the topic of the day...

Everyone stereotypes someone right? RIGHT!

Yesterday I heard that all white people hunt? Really? thats funny because my family doesn't do it. Nor would I ever do such a thing in my life. But from what I've heard if you are not white then you believe all white people wear camo, own guns and kill animals? Ill admit I own camo things, no guns but I would love to learn to shoot. But Id prefer a target that doesn't move and doesn't have feelings. Just my choice though. 

Another Stereotype for the day, do all texans wear cowboy hats! Negative. And apparently they don't all say howdy do. Some may occasionally get caught in giving a howdy. But after a recent conversation from a texan, they don't all wear cowboy hats or say howdy do to ma'ams they see walking down the road. But everyone in their life should own one of these

So I am getting pretty pumped about my weekend. Tonight I work at Sweetwater, my second job. After work I get to see my pops for dinner! I cant wait! Tomorrow is my first official JEANS day at work and I get to leave early. Doesn't get much better than that. Im going home this weekend, its exciting. Something I am in need of majorly! I just hope that I don't get anymore sickly feeling. Or my weekend is going to be a huge failure. Speaking of sick, why would this picture make you want a grilled cheese sandwich? It think i would make me run away from a grilled cheese sandwich. 

I just read an article about a mysterious maple syrup smell that would randomly blow through new york city? People have been spending months trying to figure out where it came from? It seems to me that, that particular smell would be a lot better than the typical smells from NYC. And is this all they have to do or write about? 

Happy Birthday Mom!

So the past few days have not been that exciting.  A little bit of work, and laying around my house. 

About this Super bowl, I feel bad for the Cardinals. Although I am not a cardinals fan, but I feel like they deserved the win a lot more than the Steelers! What do they have like 6 titles now? Oh well I wasn't that into the Super bowl or festivities this year. 

A few other things. Why do people have to complain about the compensation that others get? For instance, a guy i work with finds it completely interesting that our board of directors make a lot of money. He thinks they don't deserve it. Who is he to say they don't deserve something, he doesn't know how hard they may have worked to get where they are in life.  Also why can people not do their jobs? Why must grown men in my work place act like babies? Just do what you are told to do, what you are paid to do, and shut your mouth about it! 

But for some good news! I am going home this weekend! I cant freaking wait! It will be good to see my parents, which my dad is actually coming down here on business this week! YAY! It will be good to see my sister and her family and all my friends. Weekends at home are so rushed its hard to see everyone that I want to see. But i enjoy these weekends a great deal! 

Today is my mom's birthday. These are the type of days i wish that I was at home. I feel so bad for not being able to celebrate with her. But I will be there with her this weekend, so hopefully we will get to cut up some birthday cake! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU! 

okay, so i just found out some horrible news. Most people who know me know that I believe that Vin Diesel and I are getting married one day? I mean who wouldnt want to marry him. Hes hot! 

 

but today i was crushed because I found out that he enjoys playing DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS? Im so said. All I can say now is that he has a pretty face. But I will have to let him down easily. Sad day.