When Ellen is not here :-(

I keep getting complaint after complaint for not keeping up with this thing lately. I apologize?

So officially Spring has Sprung! I love spring, because it means summer is right around the corner. Which means, bathing suits, Saturdays at the pool, vacations to the beach, Baseball games and nice tan lines.
Recently I have been working A LOT. I think it is starting to catch up with me. I walk around tired alllllll day long. Its a good thing that I am leaving to go on a short vacation this weekend. Off to Washington State I go. It should be lots of fun, going somewhere I have never been to before.

To the random thoughts/vents.

So I gave up fries for Lent. Fries come from Potatoes? But did you know that a sweet potato is NOT a potato?
Don't let the picture fool you.

Thanks Katy ;-)


When someone calls you a Circle....What does this mean? Can anyone help me figure this out?

I don't think I look anything close to a Circle, is that a way of calling me fat? Thanks Colin :-)
I think i look more lik curvy line than a circle...

??????????


I normally read the news about good old HOTLANTA when I first get to work in the morning. This crazy old lady has had 5 husbands who are all dead, and a son? I think that song maneater really applies in this situation. She is JUST NOW under investigation for possibly killing all these men.
::note to self, never date someone with 4 dead spouses previous::

Here is GMA Man Killer herself.
She doesn't look scary at all does she????? YEA RIGHT! I would say, a less clown like version of Tammy Faye Bakker when she died. Thanks for not being my gma!

And I read some really disappointing news the other day, MICHAEL VICK is being released? I really wish someone would run over him. I can't stand that A(word)Hole. If you still own/wear a Michael Vick jersey, I hope that your dog bites you right in your no no spots.

F(word)ing Prick.

Lately I have been asked some really dumb questions by people. I have decided that the next stranger who asks me a dumb question. I will respond with, that was a really dumb question.

The First Question
As I was standing in line at Target, someone said, "Excuse me, are you standing in line?" Do I really look like my hobby is to go randomly stand in lines in stores?
A guy asked me the other night, "How long has you been coloring your hair?" I am assuming that was some sort of attempt at a pick up line. But instead if was more than retarded.
Yesterday, this sweet lady, poor thing asked me "Is it raining outside yet?" At this point in the day I had not been outside at all.
Last question, this one was really odd "You aren't 30 yet?".....Really? I hope that I do not look 30 yet, that is aging me by 5 years!

PEOPLE ARE NUTS.

I am a Slacker. For REEEEAAALLLZ..

Okay, So I know its been awhile since I have sat down and came up with something cleaver to write about. I am sorry for those of you who keep this as a possible source of entertainment at work. (especially heather).

Wow, it has been a long time since I wrote. I didn't realize this until I went back to look at my last post.

So I decided to give up 2 things for Lent this year. French Fries and Cussing. If I go back to VA Beach between now and Easter, im golden on the no cussing signs!

I am sure you are all curious about what I have been up to since Feb 25th. Work. Lots of Work. Some fun free time with friends traveling, but mostly work.

So apparently it snows in GA? I moved here in hopes that I would be leaving behind that white stuff. If you ever went to school or lived somewhere where it snowed almost every day in the winter, you know what I am talking about. Here is proof that we got a good deal of snow, the first of MARCH!

After this wonderful snow, I had one of the craziest weeks of my life. I was ready for it to end before it ever began. Thursday I had to go to court, when I show up to court. I see this.

Yes, A man dressed in a Santa outfit. WHY? I don't know the answer to that. But I do know that his lawyer was quite upset with him over this, and threatened to walk out of the court room if he didn't remove the outfit. Why would he think this would get him a great outcome?

Also, this picture. Thanks to Leigh for sending it to me.

Suggestions on what you would need this big of a tea cup for? Immediate I think of Alice in Wonderland.Speaking of Alice, I watched the movie for the first time, with Whoopi Goldberg in it. Felt I should be on some serious drugs to follow it.

This past weekend, I went to Charlotte to hang out with all my girls from college. I miss them so much. It was an amazing fun weekend, that went by too quickly. Ill post some pictures on here from that weekend when I get home.
On Friday, I took Baylee to Doggie daycare at Petsmart. While she was there, they took her to the grooming salon to get her nails clipped. On her way back from the groomer, as she was walking through the store she decided that she needed a toy in her life. YES, my dog stole a toy. I am not sure where I went wrong with her, and why she is heading down this dead end path in life. But they gave her the toy for free, doesnt make sense to me? Oh well
Here is a picture of her playing with her new toy.




As for this week, not much of anything has really happend. I am so glad its Friday. Wake Forest is playing tonight in the ACC Tourny in Downtown Atlanta. I wish I could go watch them. It sucks being poor! haha.

GO DEACS!