We have to take our clothes off...

Few things.

I finally got my Acura back! Makes me so happy! I love that car so much!

Last weekend was a complete blur. I think I spend more time at Sweetwater than I did at my own house. But I cant complain about that, I made money, got to drink a beer or two, and hang out with Katy and Colin the whole weekend.
Thank Goodness for a long weekend ahead. I have lots of things planned with wonderful friends :-)!!!


Couple funny stories.

So Monday I took Baylee to the dog park. I got taken out by a dog....yup thats right. I got knocked to the mud. Fun times.

Secondly, This morning early morning. Baylee starts barking at the bedroom door. So I go to get up to see what was wrong. Now shes an 70-80lb muscle machine. You would think she would be a great guard dog. But NOPE, she goes and runs and gets back in bed and goes to sleep when i get up and open the door. FREAKING PANSY...
My little Pansy herself.














Umm So Michael Vick is getting out of jail to go to his 750,000 home. I mean really? How fair is this? You kill innocent dogs, but you get released early for good behavior, what happened to all the bad behavior??

I hope he is stuck working $10 an hour jobs for the rest of his life.




So I have decided that I need to make a list of all the things I want to do in Atlanta. Who knows how long I will live here for, why not enjoy the town I live in.

1. Wine Tasting in Dahlonega
2. Zoo Atlanta (going this weekend)
3. Gwinnett Braves Game
4. Eating as many local restuarants as possible
5. Road Atlanta
6. Six Flags
7. Visit all the local parks
8. Athens, GA

thats all I have for now. I will add to this list.


So Baylee is in love, I wanted to show some pictures of her bf.


Meet Luke, a Grumpy old man :-)


How can she not be in love with such a handsome guy? Specially one who lays in an apple box.















Side Note: I am on twitter now if anyone wants to "follow" me.

Only because Im driving a Malibu

So, Tuesday I dropped off my beloved Acura to the shop to get repaired. Sad day. I love that car so much. And go and pick up my rental, and 2009 Chevy Malibu. Yup thats right, I am cruising the streets of Atlanta in this thing. Now the Malibu wouldnt be such a bad car if it didnt have such a lame name. I dont get why its called the malibu at all. Its not a sporty fun car that you'd see people driving around in Malibu in? I'll give it one thing, it looks nicer than I imagined.














If all goes right, ill have my car back by monday. Why cant I have that 09 TSX that I got to drive when my transmission was getting fixed :-(!

Side Note, Weedeaters with Grass on them and gas canisters SHOULD not be left in a car for 2 days. :-)




Oh and i read this morning how some person in texas shipped a doc in GA $36,000 to $40,000 worth of Pot? First off how does one actually ship that much marijuana and it doesnt get stopped in mid shipment? But how do you mis-address this box, seems like it needs to get to the right location. Now the cops are on the hunt for whoever sent this package? I DOUBT there is a return address on the box.

Please note the look on this lady's face














And please be on the lookout for this person. Not sure if its a guy or a girl. And cant imagine someone actually looking like this? But it sure would be easy to find....that hair is just WACK.
This sketch made me think of the Leprehaun video on you tube and the amateur sketch....

This video http://www.break.com/index/leprechaun_in_mobile.html

Look alikes












HAHAHA!

Lets Reflect

So, I am sure like everyone else in the world, I read the news.

Every morning I come in and read the latest arrest, burglaries, national crises and other random things in the news. I probably wouldn't have much to blog about if I didn't.

First off, the Swine Flu?
Really? is this going to turn out like the bird flu? Apparently this is becoming a major national crisis? Maybe if people stopped BREATHING on others like you are suppose too, it wouldn't spread. My mom called me yesterday, told me I should buy some mask in case this thing goes nuts. So to please my mother, i did. But as i was ordering them online, i kept getting out of stock notices. Does this mean everyone in the world is stock piling mask, and an idea that I thought was nuts from my mother is looking like the norm? Reminds me of when they say its going to snow in GA, you cant find any bread or milk in the store. Is bread and milk really that great of a combination for hungry snowed in people? But really, I think this Piggy Flu is going to fizzle out and become another one of those blown out of proportion media gigs.
I found this pictures on CNN.com.....boggles my mind.











How about this


DO i really have to talk about this? This was in the news because a man from GA, won a contest for the dumbest warning labels. The warning label says " not intended for moving vehicles." But like they say, they did it because someone tried it. Maybe he should have won the contest for the dumbest purchase?

What about this guy,

Imagine this, a guy walks up to your car and steals it. Are you going to jump on the back and hag on for dear life, while he speeds down the highway in your car? My answer to this is no. I would not put my life in the hands of someone obviously with complete disregard to anyone in life?
Well this guy thought other wise. It is probably a good thing we are not friends, or I would probably kick him in the jeans for doing this.

Notice the owner of the truck driver just sitting on the back hanging on, while guns are being fired.
STUPID STUPID STUPID!










Also there is a guy wanted in GA for accosting a girl with a paint scrapper? What next a turkey baster? Idiots...or as lizzard says, that is BEYOND WACK!

Stupid Ass Week

So far this week...

Sunday, I was washing my car and my windshield decided to finish cracking all the way down.

Monday, I woke up with a flat tire. Thanks Colin for fixing it.

Tuesday, my windshield gets replaced.

Wednesday, I come out of my doctors appt to this

Moochers

Okay, So Ellen brought up a great topic.

WHY do people constantly come to someone else's desk ask for food?

Do people not know where the grocery store is, and do they not understand that the saying, if you are going to bring something you must bring enough for everyone, does not really exist? Maybe in Elementary school these things were okay to teach to little kids. But in the adult world, if I don't want to share my food, I most certainly don't have too. And if you come to my desk everyday asking for something to snack on, eventually I will start making comments to you about how you are a mooch. And when someone doesn't get this...I will start hiding the food. My favorite lines I say to people is, I don't share.
Okay, So the past few weeks of my life have been very crazy. That is why I have not spent much time writing pointless things on this wonderful blog of mine.
Most people that know me, know why I ended up in the City of Atlanta. Yes it was for a boy, a boy who treated me like crap. As my dad says he is a Moron for treating me this way. I don't think it truly phases him. I spent a year and half of my life, a year of that in this city dealing with the hurt and anger. I never realized how you could be so nice to someone and get nothing for it. The easiest thing I could do was blame this city, and make it be the reason my relationship was worthless and meaningless. Id rather erase the past year of my life. But I cant, so I must move on from things and realize that life is so much better now.
But recently, and I will admit, it took me awhile, to realize that the constant beat down of my self worth was not needed. I know it may be crazy to think that I might have thought i deserved some of these things. Its true I am scared to love, and commit as well as being vulnerable in a person's eyes. So I know these things can be frustrating or difficult to someone who wants me to open up to them. But that doesn't mean I need to belittled ever chance there is. But the people who have come into my life have made me realize my self worth. Doesn't mean they wont be little me at any point in time. I think everyone does this to someone. I just pray and hope that I will never have to deal with such a cowardly person ever again in my life.

My favorite symbol in life is an anchor, most people think its because I love a man in uniform(navy boys). But there is more behind this symbol than a good seaman.

Here is a short blurb about what it means.
In early Christianity, the anchor (with horizontal tie bar under the ring) was used as a covert symbol by virtue of its resemblance to a cross. Indeed, the crux dissimulata is just an anchor. Many times the anchor is combined with other symbols that elaborate something more specific -- various creatures of the sea, ships, lifesavers, names of ports. In general, though, it guarantees stability and security in the physical world and by extension also steadfastness, hope, and trust in the spiritual world.


Yes this steadiness, and stability is one thing I have always hoped for in my life. I got off on the wrong road, it took me in the wrong direction. I was misguided by the wrong stupid ass. Makes me think of getting off the highway on this old country road, and some redneck who is drunk, sends me in the complete opposite direction.

But I am in a better place now with my life, in a more postitive direction and will never allow someone to treat or my family with so much disrespect ever again.




AND Don't worry, my blogs arent going to be so serious next time. I just had to get it off my chest.

OH and I can officially eat my fries again! YAY!

When Ellen is not here :-(

I keep getting complaint after complaint for not keeping up with this thing lately. I apologize?

So officially Spring has Sprung! I love spring, because it means summer is right around the corner. Which means, bathing suits, Saturdays at the pool, vacations to the beach, Baseball games and nice tan lines.
Recently I have been working A LOT. I think it is starting to catch up with me. I walk around tired alllllll day long. Its a good thing that I am leaving to go on a short vacation this weekend. Off to Washington State I go. It should be lots of fun, going somewhere I have never been to before.

To the random thoughts/vents.

So I gave up fries for Lent. Fries come from Potatoes? But did you know that a sweet potato is NOT a potato?
Don't let the picture fool you.

Thanks Katy ;-)


When someone calls you a Circle....What does this mean? Can anyone help me figure this out?

I don't think I look anything close to a Circle, is that a way of calling me fat? Thanks Colin :-)
I think i look more lik curvy line than a circle...

??????????


I normally read the news about good old HOTLANTA when I first get to work in the morning. This crazy old lady has had 5 husbands who are all dead, and a son? I think that song maneater really applies in this situation. She is JUST NOW under investigation for possibly killing all these men.
::note to self, never date someone with 4 dead spouses previous::

Here is GMA Man Killer herself.
She doesn't look scary at all does she????? YEA RIGHT! I would say, a less clown like version of Tammy Faye Bakker when she died. Thanks for not being my gma!

And I read some really disappointing news the other day, MICHAEL VICK is being released? I really wish someone would run over him. I can't stand that A(word)Hole. If you still own/wear a Michael Vick jersey, I hope that your dog bites you right in your no no spots.

F(word)ing Prick.

Lately I have been asked some really dumb questions by people. I have decided that the next stranger who asks me a dumb question. I will respond with, that was a really dumb question.

The First Question
As I was standing in line at Target, someone said, "Excuse me, are you standing in line?" Do I really look like my hobby is to go randomly stand in lines in stores?
A guy asked me the other night, "How long has you been coloring your hair?" I am assuming that was some sort of attempt at a pick up line. But instead if was more than retarded.
Yesterday, this sweet lady, poor thing asked me "Is it raining outside yet?" At this point in the day I had not been outside at all.
Last question, this one was really odd "You aren't 30 yet?".....Really? I hope that I do not look 30 yet, that is aging me by 5 years!

PEOPLE ARE NUTS.

I am a Slacker. For REEEEAAALLLZ..

Okay, So I know its been awhile since I have sat down and came up with something cleaver to write about. I am sorry for those of you who keep this as a possible source of entertainment at work. (especially heather).

Wow, it has been a long time since I wrote. I didn't realize this until I went back to look at my last post.

So I decided to give up 2 things for Lent this year. French Fries and Cussing. If I go back to VA Beach between now and Easter, im golden on the no cussing signs!

I am sure you are all curious about what I have been up to since Feb 25th. Work. Lots of Work. Some fun free time with friends traveling, but mostly work.

So apparently it snows in GA? I moved here in hopes that I would be leaving behind that white stuff. If you ever went to school or lived somewhere where it snowed almost every day in the winter, you know what I am talking about. Here is proof that we got a good deal of snow, the first of MARCH!

After this wonderful snow, I had one of the craziest weeks of my life. I was ready for it to end before it ever began. Thursday I had to go to court, when I show up to court. I see this.

Yes, A man dressed in a Santa outfit. WHY? I don't know the answer to that. But I do know that his lawyer was quite upset with him over this, and threatened to walk out of the court room if he didn't remove the outfit. Why would he think this would get him a great outcome?

Also, this picture. Thanks to Leigh for sending it to me.

Suggestions on what you would need this big of a tea cup for? Immediate I think of Alice in Wonderland.Speaking of Alice, I watched the movie for the first time, with Whoopi Goldberg in it. Felt I should be on some serious drugs to follow it.

This past weekend, I went to Charlotte to hang out with all my girls from college. I miss them so much. It was an amazing fun weekend, that went by too quickly. Ill post some pictures on here from that weekend when I get home.
On Friday, I took Baylee to Doggie daycare at Petsmart. While she was there, they took her to the grooming salon to get her nails clipped. On her way back from the groomer, as she was walking through the store she decided that she needed a toy in her life. YES, my dog stole a toy. I am not sure where I went wrong with her, and why she is heading down this dead end path in life. But they gave her the toy for free, doesnt make sense to me? Oh well
Here is a picture of her playing with her new toy.




As for this week, not much of anything has really happend. I am so glad its Friday. Wake Forest is playing tonight in the ACC Tourny in Downtown Atlanta. I wish I could go watch them. It sucks being poor! haha.

GO DEACS!