When Ellen is not here :-(

I keep getting complaint after complaint for not keeping up with this thing lately. I apologize?

So officially Spring has Sprung! I love spring, because it means summer is right around the corner. Which means, bathing suits, Saturdays at the pool, vacations to the beach, Baseball games and nice tan lines.
Recently I have been working A LOT. I think it is starting to catch up with me. I walk around tired alllllll day long. Its a good thing that I am leaving to go on a short vacation this weekend. Off to Washington State I go. It should be lots of fun, going somewhere I have never been to before.

To the random thoughts/vents.

So I gave up fries for Lent. Fries come from Potatoes? But did you know that a sweet potato is NOT a potato?
Don't let the picture fool you.

Thanks Katy ;-)


When someone calls you a Circle....What does this mean? Can anyone help me figure this out?

I don't think I look anything close to a Circle, is that a way of calling me fat? Thanks Colin :-)
I think i look more lik curvy line than a circle...

??????????


I normally read the news about good old HOTLANTA when I first get to work in the morning. This crazy old lady has had 5 husbands who are all dead, and a son? I think that song maneater really applies in this situation. She is JUST NOW under investigation for possibly killing all these men.
::note to self, never date someone with 4 dead spouses previous::

Here is GMA Man Killer herself.
She doesn't look scary at all does she????? YEA RIGHT! I would say, a less clown like version of Tammy Faye Bakker when she died. Thanks for not being my gma!

And I read some really disappointing news the other day, MICHAEL VICK is being released? I really wish someone would run over him. I can't stand that A(word)Hole. If you still own/wear a Michael Vick jersey, I hope that your dog bites you right in your no no spots.

F(word)ing Prick.

Lately I have been asked some really dumb questions by people. I have decided that the next stranger who asks me a dumb question. I will respond with, that was a really dumb question.

The First Question
As I was standing in line at Target, someone said, "Excuse me, are you standing in line?" Do I really look like my hobby is to go randomly stand in lines in stores?
A guy asked me the other night, "How long has you been coloring your hair?" I am assuming that was some sort of attempt at a pick up line. But instead if was more than retarded.
Yesterday, this sweet lady, poor thing asked me "Is it raining outside yet?" At this point in the day I had not been outside at all.
Last question, this one was really odd "You aren't 30 yet?".....Really? I hope that I do not look 30 yet, that is aging me by 5 years!

PEOPLE ARE NUTS.